i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I party with great urgency now.
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