next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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