Nicole vs. Life
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
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