would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
can u get pink eye on your cock?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
