Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
COCAINE IS GR8
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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