But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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