Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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