found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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