I heard we made out
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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