I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Actions speak louder than pants.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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