i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
