You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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