I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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