Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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