drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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