I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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