Non-Jews are for practice
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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