she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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