Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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