STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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