He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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