She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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