im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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