And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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