Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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