This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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