If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Randomize
