I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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