Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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