WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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