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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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