whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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