Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
did i just pee glitter
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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