I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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