I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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