i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
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