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(812): View more from Indiana

So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions

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(858): View more from California

i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..

(720): View more from Colorado

yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures

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(770): View more from Georgia

should I fuck that poor girl

(1-770): View more from Georgia

no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion

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(201): View more from New Jersey

A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.

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(718): View more from New York

you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.

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(435): View more from Utah

When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics

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(817): View more from Texas

There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?

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(860): View more from Connecticut

He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.

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