I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
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