That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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