I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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