I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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