4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize
