Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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