Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
tell me about the fingering
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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