i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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