you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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