I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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