If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I want you more than these girls want KFC
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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