Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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