I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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