wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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