I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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