This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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