I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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